The Alternative Reviews

Giving movies the treatment they deserve.

Sep 3, 2021
5 min

Cinderella (2021): Walking on Broken Glass

Cinderella, an attempt at the modern done in all the wrong ways.

Aug 25, 2021
4 min

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Something Familiar, Something Peculiar, Something for Everyone, A Comedy Tonight Movie musicals can be a mixed bag. On the one hand, you...

Aug 23, 2021
3 min

Annette: An Acquired Taste

In some ways, 2021 is proving to be a great year for movie musicals. From the release of Lin Manuel Miranda's In the Heights and Tick...

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THE BEST MOVIE QUOTES EVER

This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels.

Roger Ebert

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