The Alternative Reviews

Giving movies the treatment they deserve.

Sep 19, 2021
4 min

Prisoners of the Ghostland: Nicolas Cage is back at it again and I love it.

Prisoners of the Ghostland Review: Nicolas Cage fans rejoice once again!

Sep 14, 2021
4 min

Recommendation: Dagon (2001)

Dagon; A horror movie that does HP Lovecraft right.

Aug 25, 2021
4 min

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Something Familiar, Something Peculiar, Something for Everyone, A Comedy Tonight Movie musicals can be a mixed bag. On the one hand, you...

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Classics

THE BEST MOVIE QUOTES EVER

This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels.

Roger Ebert

Required Campy Movie Watching