The Alternative Reviews

Giving movies the treatment they deserve.

Sep 6, 2021
9 min

Shang Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings: A Weak Start to the Phase Four MCU.

An honest review of Marvel's Shang Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings. I don't feel too good Mr. Stark.

Sep 3, 2021
5 min

Cinderella (2021): Walking on Broken Glass

Cinderella, an attempt at the modern done in all the wrong ways.

Sep 3, 2021
4 min

Afterlife of the Party: Send me to Hell, it's more entertaining.

Another Netflix movie that squanders potential....

Sep 2, 2021
3 min

Josee, The Tiger and The Fish: Charming, Captivating and Tear-jerking.

The 2020 romantic comedy and drama Josee, The Tiger and The Fish is many things; Poignant, beautifully animated and touching. Released in...

Aug 29, 2021
4 min

Recommendation: Turbo Kid

Be A Hero! The post-apocalyptic is a fun idea to conceptualize in film, isn't it? From the iconic Mad Max series, A Boy and his Dog, The...

Aug 27, 2021
5 min

He's All That: You Can Do Better

Bland, Generic and Unlikeable In this age of the perpetual reboots, Netflix has released their newest ‘creation’ and I use that term...

Aug 25, 2021
4 min

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Something Familiar, Something Peculiar, Something for Everyone, A Comedy Tonight Movie musicals can be a mixed bag. On the one hand, you...

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This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels.

Roger Ebert

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